What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.