What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.