What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

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Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.