How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

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Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.