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How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet