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Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

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Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Reflect Jokes More Reflect Jokes

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD