Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.