Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

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What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.