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Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

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Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Reflect Jokes More Reflect Jokes

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.