Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.