Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.