Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

Why was the firewood punished?

It was knotty.