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Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

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God Jokes More God Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.