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Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

Why was the firewood punished?

It was knotty.