Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room