Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

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Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.