What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER