What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.