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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.