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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool