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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep