What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!