What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.