What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender?

Shredded Tweet!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

How many women have you slept with?

She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."