What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

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Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

It has 4 rabbits' feet.