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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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