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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

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What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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