What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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Niagara Falls

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What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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A stalemate.

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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What's under the Pillsbury Doughboy's apron?

Doughnuts

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Limp Biscuit