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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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She was beside herself.

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Dont leave me hangin' bro

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He is alright, but one sided!

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What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

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Dough Nuts