What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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It oink-urs a fine.

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Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.