What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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What does a church shooting sound like?

Pew! Pew!

What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!