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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

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What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White