How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Charlotte Jokes More Charlotte Jokes

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC