How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

Attention K-Mart shoppers...

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem