How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down