How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was a blind man's leg wet?

Her dog was blind too.

What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.