How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

What Is Bluetooth?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.