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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and Speak!

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel?

Where is my shovel

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.