How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist