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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.