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Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.