When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How does a solar system have a party?

They planet

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

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Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.