When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch