When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Irishmen drink all the time?

You would too if you were a ginger

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

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What do you call a party with no Filipino people?

A no-Nguyen scenario.

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

How do you make an idiot easily wait?

I tell you tomorrow.