Punchlines that got married and settled down.
Ba-dum-tss
The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.
You skip the punchline.
In the punchlines.
Life
A punchline.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
The punchline
The punchline is too long.
A short one with no punchline
There's no punchline.
Punchline
You're nothing but a joke.
I'll post the punchline later.
The punchlines are too long.
The punchline was too long
With its punchline
Sometimes I get the punchline
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
The punchline.
Punchline.
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
There's no punchline for this joke.
Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
I think it's because usually the punchline is too long
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
It didn't register.
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
To get to the other side.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Because the punchline is apparent.
This is a bomb in a bull.
Linoleum Blownapart
First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.
At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
Repost)
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
Roflmao
They work it out with a pencil.
It made it easier to deal with high C's
He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.
They both enjoy handshakes.
He catches a buzz.
He was a pieromaniac.
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.
