Punchline Jokes

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

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Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline was too long

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

What do you call a boxing on a slackline?

Punchline.

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

What's a boxers favorite joke?

Punchline.

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

What makes a juice joke so funny?

The punchline

What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long.

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

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How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.