Punchlines that got married and settled down.
Ba-dum-tss
The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.
You skip the punchline.
In the punchlines.
Life
The punchlines were too long.
They always bomb the punchline!
A punchline.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
The punchline
The punchline is too long.
A short one with no punchline
There's no punchline.
Punchline
You're nothing but a joke.
I'll post the punchline later.
Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)
The punchlines are too long.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
The punchline was too long
With its punchline
Sometimes I get the punchline
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
The punchline.
Punchline.
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
There's no punchline for this joke.
Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
I think it's because usually the punchline is too long
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
DEEZ NUTS
Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
It didn't register.
A punchline
This is no joke.
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
He looks for the punchline
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
To get to the other side.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Because the punchline is apparent.
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
Because they were stale, matey!
Ten-ish.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
The punch line.
This is a bomb in a bull.
Dinomite
Pop, Lock & Drop It
