This is a bomb in a bull.
Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant
He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"
The farmers milk them dry.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.
She had a fodder complex.
They herd it through the bovine.
Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)
A Baboom!
Hamburger!
It takes longer to milk the bull.