What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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Who's there! Bull! Bull who?

Bull the chain when your done!

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.