What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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What would Burger King's slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh.

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call empathetic bovine?

Understand bull

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!