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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls?

Test tickles

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

What is the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull