What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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Where does a sad chemist find employment?

At an apathycary!

What do you find in an elephants graveyard?

Elephantoms!

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

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Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Who's there! Bull! Bull who?

Bull the chain when your done!

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull