What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges