What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer win an award?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

Allahu ackbar!!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Who's there! Bull! Bull who?

Bull the chain when your done!