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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon Go.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do groups of cows not like new music releases?

Because they've herd it all before

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.