Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.