Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!