Because he kept on dropping beets.
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Because he was always out standing in his field.
She threw away all of the W's.
Because Paracetamol on fire.
He drops the base when doing logs.
Because the bus hit him.
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DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
