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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

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They're both empty from the neck up.

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They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

Proofreading.