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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

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What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.