Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies