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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs!

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies