Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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The ocean.

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies