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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Why was the belt thrown in jail?

He held up a pair of pants.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies