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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies