Restore Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Kale Jokes More Kale Jokes

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw