Restore Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Kale Jokes More Kale Jokes

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with