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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.