Restore Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Kale Jokes More Kale Jokes

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.