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Restore Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

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Kale Jokes More Kale Jokes

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

How soon?

The frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."