What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.