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What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.