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What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"