What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think??)

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.