What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!