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Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.