Tea Bag Jokes

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

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Steep Jokes More Steep Jokes

Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What are the rough parts of Italy called?

The spaghetto.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.