What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.