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What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

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What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

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Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains