How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes