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How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Why was everyone laughing at the sculptor?

He was making a funny face

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men