Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
So you'll never know which side he's on.
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.
I don't know, you tell me.
Ten tickles
He finally got it!
Two test-tickles!
Give it ten tickles
Where in earth have you been!
OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*
Life.
He thinks to himself.