How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

Ten tickles

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What makes an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'