How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!