Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in