Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture