Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

A very very big spider!

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard