Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
Life.
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
The same middle name.
An Iceburgh.
It's three letters in. "H".
To get to the middle.
Annette.
Because it keeps hitting pause.
A medium medium on the median.
Bob
So you would never know what side he was on.
The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.
Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated
Same middle name.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Their middle name.
A very very big spider!
A polo bear!
Russell!
Annette!
I'm in the middle of *no Wear*
Because it is in the middle of TNT.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Steer clear
Plot twisting!
A bear-icade
Man, wall mounts are awesome.
The e-quator.
So you'll never know which side he's on.
Sinkhole de Mayo
They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Because it had a hole in the middle.
They share the same middle name.
A rural pool.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
A mutt in a rut!
Their knee.
A landmine.
Ohio.
They have the same middle name!
Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!
Because its in the middle of water!!!
Same middle name!
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Elaine
He just wanted the inside scoop.
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
He slipped
One of it's legs is a little smaller.
A toddler can count past two...
No, YOU the bomb.
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Whoever tripped her.
The Saus Age.
In the Ark-hives.
A denom-nom-nominator!
Because 10 9 8
10 E's
Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."
Bring it to a bool.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.
