What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

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Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper