What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Previous Random Joke Next

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Ripper Jokes More Ripper Jokes

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Jack Ripper Jokes More Jack Ripper Jokes

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.