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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.