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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Ripper Jokes More Ripper Jokes

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

Jack Ripper Jokes More Jack Ripper Jokes

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.