What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper