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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Ripper Jokes More Ripper Jokes

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Jack Ripper Jokes More Jack Ripper Jokes

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!