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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Which elf likes to click pictures?

SELFie

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!

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What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.