What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.