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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

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What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.