What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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How waiters should greet people

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Happy Brr-day son!

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.