What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.