What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.