What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

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What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.