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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

The floor

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

How does Sean Connery's dog bark?

Woofsh

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.