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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.