What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over?

Because it was... imbalanced.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf