What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

How does Sean Connery's dog bark?

Woofsh

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Why are libraries so strict?

Because they have to go by the book.