What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.