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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

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What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)