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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.