What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach