What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

No one else will do it for them

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What did Sheldon say to Penny?

BaZINCa!!

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.