What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What followed the dinosaur?

Its tail!

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

What is the oldest red wine?

They took our Land!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!