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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.