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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!