Penny Jokes

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What did Sheldon say to Penny?

BaZINCa!!

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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