Interrupting the whos there) Penny!
It just makes cents.
Let's get together and make some cents.
Penny...
Roll a penny down a hill.
Because it makes cents (sense).
Canadians became *penniless*
Like what if you find a penny
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
J.C. Penny
Because this docent makes any cents.
A penny.
BaZINCa!!
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
Change.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
He was Cross-Fit.
Because he was in-a-cent!
They were all born on holidays.
Because 7 8 9.
The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
They came in like a wrecking ball.
He turned a leaf and made an entry.
Cause everyone's dying to get in!
Zikachu
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
And "Just heard our song"
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
A small loan of a million dollars
