Interrupting the whos there) Penny!
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It just makes cents.
Let's get together and make some cents.
Penny...
They're both useless in Canada.
Roll a penny down a hill.
Because it makes cents (sense).
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too?... Tell them no one found it yet.
Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool
Canadians became *penniless*
Like what if you find a penny
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Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
J.C. Penny
Because this docent makes any cents.
A penny.
BaZINCa!!
Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
Change.
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
Neighbor
Because he was cannelloni.
When someone fed a genie alfredo
Ankara went off the cliff!
They were my friends.
A good days hunting.
Diez nuts!
A pub.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.
The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.
He heard there was lots of Kids there.
He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.
