Interrupting the whos there) Penny!
It just makes cents.
Let's get together and make some cents.
Penny...
Roll a penny down a hill.
Because it makes cents (sense).
Canadians became *penniless*
Like what if you find a penny
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
J.C. Penny
Because this docent makes any cents.
A penny.
BaZINCa!!
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
Change.
Because possession is 9/10 of the law
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
You always end up going off onto tangents.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because it was in the middle of 9 11
Because 7 8 9
I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...
50$
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
Little boys pants half off.