Interrupting the whos there) Penny!
It just makes cents.
Let's get together and make some cents.
Penny...
Roll a penny down a hill.
Because it makes cents (sense).
Canadians became *penniless*
Like what if you find a penny
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
J.C. Penny
Because this docent makes any cents.
A penny.
BaZINCa!!
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
Change.
Because it had no guts.
Nothing, she had her mittens on.
420 raze it!
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
A small loan of a million dollars.
With a small loan of a million dollars.
He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.
Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Get out of my son!
He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.
Because possession is 9/10 of the law
Little boys pants half off.
