Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In his hog cabin!