Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What did Sheldon say to Penny?

BaZINCa!!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.