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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.