Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.