Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

No one else will do it for them

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.