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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.