Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What did Sheldon say to Penny?

BaZINCa!!

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.