Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where is the monster's temple?

On the side of his head.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In his hog cabin!

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine