Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.