Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.