Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!