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What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.