What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.

What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.