What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

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What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'