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What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

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What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'