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What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

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What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'