What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'