They're not infallible
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)
X-Men.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
Autismn
Automobile.
Nightmares you racist.
Tenish.
Because every time they do all they do is crap
Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")
The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.
Not Z.
Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!
They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)
A hole-y Cow!
Four. O, double-u and e.
A Coke-o-nut.
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
Because
You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.
C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!
Nothing
It swept with his girlfriend
Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
Mexicans.
T: I'm a Megan Trainor.
Coconut
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
Give her the D.
Cause she got a D
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
Deterrent.
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
To win dough.
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
K
A fork
Does Wagner begin with a "V"
Asparagoose
Lame Joke Haploid
Because G had.
R and J
J
Nostrildamus
