They're not infallible
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Because X was always 10
DUUUUUuU
A toad he croaks if you even touch him!
Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'
Because the g is silent
A pocket watch.
5 past Lundqvist
Matt
Because of the.
Not Z.
Stand up!
They couldn't function together.
Because Y so serious
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!
Removed
Payday vs prayday.
Because he felt his days were numbered.
The function of u to the n
N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it
Because the 'P' is silent
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.
T-h-a-t
T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences
Bernd-wagoners!
A receding hare line.
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
Cause they want the D.
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
Because he was inuit to win it
Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Remove the w
An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.
K
There are more birds on that side.
There's more geese on that side.
Nothing
Honestly, no idea!
R and J
Nostrildamus
