They're not infallible
Because they spend too much time with the x-position
You look at your X and try to find out Y
Fillet of soul
Taxi Vader
The G
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Nothing. She's dead.
An ex-boxer.
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
1.21 JiggaWhats
Stand up!
The Y.
They couldn't function together.
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
Nice belt.
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
Because 789
Because Demeter stopped working.
Nowledge.
Nothing
Popcorn, of course!
He had to wait in a Q!
By the "M" on his pajamas.
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Coconut.
T They're just trying to raise a family.
A receding hare line.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
Because he was always spotted.
To win dough.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
Penacilin
For throwing out all the w's.
You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.
Awkward.
Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.
Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.
Honestly, no idea!
R and J
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Horror-scopes!
