What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

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Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.