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What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

Uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

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What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What did Helen Keller name her dog?

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.