Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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Atrophy

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What lottery did the broom win?

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first