Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

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What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.