Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Who would win?

Everyone

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first