What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFOs.

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What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFOs.