What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

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Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

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What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

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What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them