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What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

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What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.