How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

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Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

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How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.