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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks?

A Fartender

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Wimbledon Jokes More Wimbledon Jokes

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

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What's tennis players favourite city?

Volley wood!

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing