How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing