How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

Wimbledon Jokes More Wimbledon Jokes

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

About tennish.

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.