How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

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Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.