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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.