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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.