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What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.