Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.