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I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?