I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

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How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.