I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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What do you call jokes about bread?

Buns

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.