I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

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Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.