I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

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Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending