I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

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Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

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How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.