What does a blonde make best for dinner?

Reservations.

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What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

Who's there! Bert! Bert who?

Bert the dinner!

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.