What does a blonde make best for dinner?

Reservations.

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.