What does a blonde make best for dinner?

Reservations.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.