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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

The Book of who's Boo.

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Dim Jokes More Dim Jokes

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some