What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

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Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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They were fully booked.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum