Welp. You dim sum, you lose some
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
A bullet.
It'll Dimsum.
Church.
Read a book, you dummies.
Reservations.
He had his reservations.
It'll dim sum
