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What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood?

Kind Ling

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!