What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess