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What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Chinese Restaurant Jokes More Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

Sum Jokes More Sum Jokes

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

Dim Jokes More Dim Jokes

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.