What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What do you call a Chinese millionare?

Ching-Ching.

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

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What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?

Dumbo!

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet