What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Chinese Restaurant Jokes More Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

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What snakes are good at sums?

Adders!

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

Dim Jokes More Dim Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet