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What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

You get a VHS tape.

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What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable?

Buock choi

What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG

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What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?

Dumbo!

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower