Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

The outlet

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet